Carefully (honest!) curated selection of Newthump Articles

Some years ago, the entity currently known as SJ Stevenson dabbled with the dark arts of internet satire, and wrote a bunch of articles for Britain's second-most popular Onion rip-off, NewsThump.

A carefully curated (i.e. randomly dumped) selection of links is below.

One Last Pint Not Such a Good Idea, Admits Toilet Cuddler

Monday Best Day of Week Insists Twat

The One Ring ‘not that precious’ claims Cash4Gold

Gas powered barbecues ‘definitely cheating’ confirm experts

Pigeons still acting like they own the f*cking place 

Man in pub’s footballing tactical wizardry ignored for some reason