Carefully (honest!) curated selection of Newthump Articles

Some years ago, the entity currently known as SJ Stevenson dabbled with the dark arts of internet satire, and wrote a bunch of articles for Britain's second-most popular Onion rip-off, NewsThump.

A carefully curated (i.e. randomly dumped) selection of links is below.

One Last Pint Not Such a Good Idea, Admits Toilet Cuddler

Monday Best Day of Week Insists Twat

The One Ring ‘not that precious’ claims Cash4Gold

Gas powered barbecues ‘definitely cheating’ confirm experts