The Doctor Watson Books

• Doctor Watson Goes Shopping
• Doctor Watson Has a Bath
• Doctor Watson’s New Slippers 
• Doctor Watson Caves Sherlock Holmes’ Skull in with his Violin whilst Cackling “Solve this one then you great show-offy Bastard you” 
• Doctor Watson Passes the Time 

Unfortunately, the above books are no longer available, due to copyright issues and threats of legal action from the estate of Dr Watson, who provided a statement as follows:

"Print these, you bastard, and we'll sue you so hard you'll be spitting out money through your nose. None of it's even true, you lying git. Apart from the bit where you praise the tasteful elegance of the good doctor's slippers."